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8:50 a.m. - 2005-04-08 I'm also going to Mexico aka Rocky Point aka WhiteFolksAllowedLand in May. And those are my two exciting vacations for the year. I'm ready for Christmas. Here's a few letters I've been meaning to send: Dear Co-worker Barry, I'm glad that you take such joy in hauling ass down the hallways in your supe'd out wheelchair. I've never seen anything go that fucking fast. But dude, please get a horn or something. Love, Dear Pope, RIP dude. -Non Catholic
Keep pissing people off. It's funny. -Mental
Dude. WTF? Where are you? -Mental
You guys rip everyone off don't you? -A reluctant customer
Your shoes fucking suck. And I don't have BOGO on the brain. -A concerned consumer
When are you gonna buy me my new car? -Your only daughter (that we know of).
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