3:30 p.m. - 2004-12-29
Resolutions
My New Year's Resolutions:
1. I will not get married or divorced this year. I hope. Maybe. Okay, i will not get divorced this year.
2. I will stop wearing white socks with black shoes thinking no one will notice.
3. I will stop eating Tylenol like it's freaking candy.
4. I will cuss less. I fucking swear.
5. I will contact my friends more rather than waiting for them to contact me. The lazy bastards.
6. I will drink more water and less vodka. Okay, i will drink lots of water after a night of drinking lots of vodka.
7. I will update my site more even though my number of readers has DECLIND. That sucks.
8. I will do my dishes more than once a week.
9. I will not consider washing one fork to use as "doing the dishes".
10. I will party like it's 1999.
Have a great New Year's Eve everyone.
