11:21 a.m. - 2004-12-20
Smack That
My office buddy is a smacker. She's nice and all, but nevertheless, a smacker.
What IS it with me getting saddled with people who have no concept of chewing quietly??
Also, we have a janitor here who mindlessly walks around and just acts creepy like. He pretends to look busy. Like I'm not familiar with the "i'm holding a roll of paper towels so I must be busy" look. Come. On. I invented that.
Here's my newest draft of a letter to the president of this fine company that I am now employed with:
Dear Mr. Fancy Pants-
Thank you for hiring me. I am very happy here. However, I could in fact be happier if you would fire the guy who decided to rig the toilet paper dispensers to let out only two squares at a time.
That's just whack dude.
Sincerely,
New Ghetto-Like Employee
