2:56 p.m. - 2004-12-01
Totally Random Shit
I�m wearing jeans with white socks and black shoes. I have no idea why I thought this was a good idea. I feel like Michael Jackson.
Last night my mom and I were reminiscing about how I was a kid and needed to use close to an entire roll of toilet paper every time I went to the bathroom. I confessed that I still do that. I demonstrated that I wrap it around my hand several times�like a mitten. We then discussed how we should patent toilet paper mittens for those of us who feel the urge to protect ourselves from our asses.
As I do every morning, I cleaned my cat�s litter box. He waits for me around the corner in the hall until I�m done, and then runs to the box to roll in the clean litter. I let him outside and he stays pretty close to the courtyard in my building, but refuses to shit out there. He meows for me to let him in, where he will then go take a shit in his box and then ask to be let back out. The one time I tried to break him of this, I thought I was clever by putting a little litter in some dirt outside. He just rolled in it.
I realize that as of next week with all of the great things about my new job, I will have to actually work now. It appears as though the last two years here have really just been a vacation.
I let my car run for a good 10-15 minutes each morning now to melt the ice on the windshield. Because I refuse to live in the desert and scrap ice from my windshield.
I�m making chili tonight.
My boyfriend brought me flowers the other day, which he has done on several occasions. For some reason, I always say how beautiful they are, and follow it with �Where did you get them?� This seems like an illogical question to me, because does it really matter where he gets them? He never answers honestly, instead choosing to point out how illogical it is by responding with �I took them from an old lady on the street�. Which I then follow up with �I hope you gave her a good kick too. Thinking she can prance around town with my flowers and all.�
I am having a sesame bagel for breakfast, and it�s really pissing me off that the bottom half of the bagel has no sesame�s. I wouldn�t have bought it if I didn�t like sesame so stop being chintzy with them.
Is it just me or does Christmas lack a certain something this year? I think it�s because there�s no new Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter to look forward to. This holiday season of movies sucks ass.
I saw the new preview for the last Star Wars and I have never been more psyched in my life. How sad is that?
If I could truly have my way, I�d be a housewife. Hands down.
I only have three more working days left, and we have received several resumes for my position. My boss hasn�t called a single one back. He is gonna be so screwed come Monday afternoon.
Two major events this weekend here in the exciting state of Arizona. First is the annual Rock, Paper, Scissors contest. It�s $2 to watch. Mmmhmm. And the second is the big giveaways at the casino all this week. The commercial for it is followed by the disclaimer �Gamble responsibly. If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800.��. Mmmhmm. Excitement in the old pueblo.
