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1:51 p.m. - 2004-10-04 6am: Get up and say WTF about 10 times. I am so disoriented when I wake up. 7am: Feel depressed after watching the morning news. Drink coffee, get in shower and realize I have to now hurry for work cause I pretty much just wasted an hour. 8am: Arrive at work and say WTF to myself a few more times when I see that I must spend yet another day with a man who wears flip flops to work. I must hear the SMACK SMACK SMACK of his feet all damn day. 8:10am: Check local paper online for any open jobs. 9am: Begin saying to myself that I should probably get some work done. Seriously. 9:15am: Begin playing a wicked good game of speed marble. Which you can find here. Just kidding. Wouldn't want you to go around wasting time at work. 11am: Wonder what other games I can find on the web that I haven�t tapped into yet. Blink a few times as I realize I�ve been staring at marbles too long and my eyes have dried out. Noon: Go home and meet with boyfriend for a nooner. That�s what I�m talkin� �bout Willis. 1pm: Realize I REALLY need to get some work done. Man, where did all this shit come from? I can�t even see my desk. Oh crap�some of it is really important. 1:15pm: Begin catching up on diary land entries. 1:30pm: Begin typing this stupid letter that you�ll have the pleasure of seeing below. 1:45pm: Begin typing entry for diary land. It�ll be 5pm before ya know it. I had to transcribe some stupid letter for work today. It was the most boring thing I�ve ever had to read. I feel compelled to share it with you and make you suffer what I did. But I�ll only give you a snip-it. There were 6 pages of this drivel to type and towards the end I was so mind numbingly bored that I began typing my thoughts. That�s always a dangerous thing to do.
And that�s what the letter ended up looking like. I found it humorous, but then forgot to go back and edit my own words. My boss did not find this version as nearly as funny as I did. What a fuck. On a lighter note, here�s something you may not have been aware of: Parties + relationships + large amounts of alcohol = a bad bad bad evening and a bad bad bad hangover. We weren�t the only couple who argued after that party. But we are apparently the only one who has made up with each other. He admitted he was a complete and total jackass (my words) and I forgave him. See how easy that is? The others who had the misfortune of just a bad fucking evening are still calling me to cry about it. It�s sad. I mean, why aren�t they able to just force the boyfriend to say what needs to be said to make up? But I jest. Not really. I mean, shit�.I even got flowers out of it.
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