8:34 a.m. - 2005-07-11
Here's What I Think
God Bless America!
The only place where we pay more to live near the 9th hole of a golf course and then wonder why we have to pay so much to the insurance company to replace umpteen windows a year. Brilliant.
The only place where we pay $8.75 for two hours of Tom Cruise. Good God.
The only place where I am supposed to consider it a “privilege” to be serving on a jury, but where they won’t pay for my parking at the courthouse while I am serving. What. The. Fuck?
The only place where as a woman I am now “allowed” to do the same jobs as men, but at a lower pay rate. Indeed.
The only place where smokers can sue tobacco companies. Because you know, it’s THEIR fault, not mine man.
The only place where big fat lazy people can sue McDonalds. Did you want frys with that suit?
The only place where I can pay income tax on money earned, and then get taxed again when buying something with the money that was already taxed. How does this work?
The only place where I have to pay a yearly registration for the privilege of driving my car, in which the amount is determined by how expensive my car was, not by the fact that I’m driving on the same road as everyone else.
The only place where we have a kazillion dollars spent in advertising, models, designers ect., only to find that those clothes never fit off the rack. What a surprise!
The only place where my dad can avoid alimony by opening LLC’s in different states thereby hiding any assets. Excellent example of a human being.
The only place where you can be a complete white trash idiot and still be allowed to have children.
God Bless Us.
